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Misunderstandings

Warnings: It gets a little crude somewhere - but it was funny to my sick sense of humour!

Author's Notes: Enjoy, or burn! Either one! I'm sorry for this! (but it's 3am so you can't really expect any better can you??! hehe!)

"You know Jack, he really wasn't that bad."

"Really Danny. You wouldn't be saying that if you knew what he told me."

"What was that Sir?"

"Jack?"

"Yes Daniel?"

"What are you on about?"

"Are you sure you want me to tell everyone?"

"Uh....."

"O'Neill. I believe you're disclosure of this information would be unsuitable at this time."

"Okay, Teal'c knows so I want to know. What is it Sir?"

"Sam!"

"Daniel, chances are they're winding you up."

"On the contrary, MajorCarter, Urgo disclosed to me some information about you also."

"He, uh, what?"

"Okay, so Urgo told you two personal information about us?"

"Give the man a cookie! Well done Spacemonkey. Nice to see Urgo didn't take all your brain cells with him when he left."

"Jack! Over here. Now."

"Actually, I'm fine where I am, thanks Danny. And no, I'm not going to tell you what I know. This is way too much fun."

"Daniel, think. Urgo said he could only read the thoughts of what we were thinking at that mo.... Daniel?"

"You do not look well DanielJackson."

"It's called realisation, Teal'c."

"No. I...and he..... No!"

"Daniel, should I call Janet?"

"Are human lungs capable of functioning at this rate O'Neill?"

"Sometimes. Or he may just pass out."

"Daniel!!!"

"Carter, calm down. He's just fainted. Hyperventilation sometimes causes that."

"I do not understand. How does excited air conditioning cause a person to faint?"

"So, have you worked out what you thought of yet?"

"Or how, indeed, does air conditioning become excited?"

"Sir?"

"Come on, Carter! What did you think of that Urgo thought we should know?"

"O'Neill. Should we not transport DanielJackson to the infirmary?"

"Oh I think he's just fine there in Carter's lap, Teal'c."

"Very well."

"Sir, I think Teal'c's right."

"Sam....?"

"See, Carter. He's fine!"

"Are you certain of this O'Neill?"

"Well, the first word out of his mouth when he rejoined the conscious people was 'Sam' and by the way they now seem intent on devouring each others' faces, I'd say she's pretty much all he needs."

"I believe DanielJackson is.... 'hyperventilating' again."

"Awwww, don't they make a cute couple? Just agree Teal'c."

"Indeed."

"Well, I'd say that was a job well done. Thank you Teal'c. It's about time those two..........oh, okay, for crying out loud, will you two get a room?!! Carter, get your hand outta there! Teal'c I think we should leave."

"Thanks Sir."

"Yeah, thanks Jack. It's been at least, oh, two? Three. Three hours since we've done this."

"Wh-what?! You? A....And you? How long?"

"I believe DanielJackson said three hours, O'Neill."

"Thank you, Teal'c. What I meant was.....Teal'c! You knew!!"

"I have known from the beginning."

"The beginning? When was that?"

"Two y..."

"TWO YEARS?"

"Yol'sha, O'Neill."

"Breathe Jack. Days. Yol'sha means days."

"You.....!"

"Colonel?"

"Congratulations, Carter, Daniel. I still think it's about time."

"So did Urgo, Sir. But then he didn't tell YOU that, did he?"

"No, no he didn't. I was trying to bluff you into....."

"I believe you used the term 'hitting on each other'"

"Yes, thank you Teal'c."

"Well, this is very interesting, but about us getting a room, we'd appreciate it if it was this one. Right now."

"Jeez, Danny, drop a hint why don'tcha! Okay, we're going. Come on Teal'c!"

"I do not believe that is something males are capa...."

"STOP! I don't want to hear the rest of that! What have you been watching? No, I don't want to know the answer to that either."

"Jack....you should hide your video collection better. Teal'c was First Prime to Apophis, you know! And, if you find the time later, we think you should pay Janet a visit."

"We're sure she'd be interested in playing Doctors and Nurses with you, Sir!"

"I may have spared the crazy hallucination, but I can court martial you Carter!"

"You might have to be the nurse though, Jack!"

"Of course I could just kill you, Jackson!"

"What is Doctors and Nurses O'Neill?"

"Didn't get through much of my video collection did you Teal'c?"

J'ai finis!

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